Monday, March 28, 2011

Thursday, March 24, 2011

The indignities of captivity

Unbelievable! Absolutely Unbelievable! And they didn't even bring me to the parade. The nerve!

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Day...I don't know

I've run out of claws.

Something interesting is happening around here but don't tell the tall one. When the tall one and short one are gone, someone comes by and rescues me from my captivity. She's got a small happy version of me that I've heard her call Moe. She feeds me organic treats and lets me explore. Then she sneaks me back to my prison before the tall one comes home.

Don't tell anyone but I think I might be enjoying myself around here. Well, except for that gooey nasty stuff the tall one put on my neck yesterday. I ran away when she came at me with it but she got me anyway.

But I miss my family too. I hope they're pining away.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Day 14

Weird things happen around this place. Yesterday the tall one put me in a purple moving box and took me somewhere that was pretty cool. Lots of trees, some other dogs, and plenty of snow. But then she tried to get me back into that purple box and I just didn't want to do it. I refused but you know what she did? She picked me up and put me in the stupid box! Who dares???

Then she hauled me somewhere and we parked under the ground. She put me into yet another moving box, this time with doors that closed all by themselves. This place had long, quiet, empty hallways and she didn't even bring my ball! It would have been the perfect place for that. But alas, instead she was doing some stuff with papers and computers that didn't involve me so I just had to explore for awhile. I might even have enjoyed it but it would have been better had there been snacks.